I wish I still lived in Leeds. I wish it wasn’t windy. I wish I had white hair. I wish the flat didn’t get so messy so easily. I wish I had money. I wish work didn’t exist. I wish I could eat incessantly and never gain weight. I wish walking in heels was easier. I wish the spot on my chin would go away. I wish I could cuddle Brad and Ozzie 24/7. I wish I could drive. I wish polycystic ovaries wasn’t real. I wish I lived close to a KFC. I wish people weren’t idiots. I wish Vans were still £25. I wish Kerrang! wasn’t shit. I wish cat poo didn’t smell so bad. I wish squaddies weren’t idiots. I wish I could stay awake during night-night films. I wish my eyes weren’t so far apart. I wish I still got paid to go to gigs, interview bands and review albums. I wish the kitten wouldn’t jump at my legs and cling on with his claws. I wish I had a sewing machine. I wish the window didn’t let in a draught. I wish I was pretty.

I wish, I wish, I wish…

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