We set off from Blackpool at 12.30 and are due into Leeds at 4.05, but for some reason the driver’s abandoned us on the coach at Manchester station for the past half hour with no reason or explanation. We don’t leave Leeds until 7 and arrive in Darlington at 8.20. From there we have a local bus to get on at 9, getting to our home stop at 9.50, where we’ll FINALLY get into the flat around 10 tonight. Fuck National Express, fuck waiting around, fuck public transport and definitely fuck the people who smell like rotten Wotsits. I NEED to have my driving test passed by the end of this year.